April 2011
Bitch.
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one...
radiantdawn:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
THE ONLY ROYAL WEDDING I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT IS...
When someone brings up something really...
iheartxlably:
“Let me help you to shut the fuck up.”
brianelijah:
When I first get to the party I’m like:
Then when I hear a good song I be like:
But then when that song I REALLY LOVE comes on I’m like: